friends【老友记第1季】104---The One With George Stephanopoulos
104 The One With George Stephanopoulos（克林顿亲信助手）乔治?史特喷那彼拉斯先生
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Joey.]
Monica: Alright. Phoebe? 菲比
Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!
如果有一天我变得全能,我要世界和平，不再有饥饿,雨林不再遭受破坏,还有更大的胸部
Ross: Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you?
你说了我的愿望,钱德，你呢？
Chandler: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever.
如果有一天我变得全能,我要让自己变得永远全能
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." (Joey enters.)
看吧，总有这样的人,"给我一个愿望，我就要更多的愿望"
All: Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy.
Monica: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
乔依，如果你变得全能,你希望做什么？
Joey: Probably kill myself! 大概是自杀吧
Monica: ..Excuse me? 什么？
Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!
如果小乔依死了,我就没再活下去的理由
Ross: Joey, uh- OMnipotent. 乔伊，全能,(不是无能)
Joey: You are? Ross, I'm sorry.. 你是？对不起
Opening Credits
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep.]
Monica: How does she do that? 她是怎么办到的
Ross: I cannot sleep in a public place. 我在公共场合根本睡不着
Monica: Would you look at her? She is so peaceful. 你看她，睡得那么安祥
制片：陶德史帝芬
导演：詹姆斯布罗
Phoebe: (waking and startling them) Oh! What what what! ...Hi. 什么事？
Ross: It's okay, y'know, you just nodded off again.
没事，你只是又打瞌睡了
Monica: What's going on with you? 你是怎么了？
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night! 我昨晚没睡好
Ross: Why? 为什么？
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
我祖母交了一个新男友,他们俩在床上翻来覆去,还有耳聋…于是两人不断确定,彼此是否尽兴,简直是吵死人了
Monica: Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight.
如果愿意,你今晚可以和我及瑞秋睡
Phoebe: Thanks. 谢了
(Chandler and Joey enter. Joey is counting his steps.)
Joey: ...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
95，96，97,我说得没错吧,从我的住处到这儿,不到一百步
Chandler: You got waaaay too much free time. 你可真闲
Joey: (to Ross) Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.
他就是今天的寿星？瞧，冰球赛门票,骑兵队与企鹅队,今晚在花园球场,我们要带你去看
Chandler: Happy birthday, pal! 生日快乐,老兄
Joey: We love you, man. (Kisses Ross) 我们爱你
Ross: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago.
你们真幽默,我的生日在七个月前
Joey: So? 所以呢？
Ross: So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?
一定是你们多了一张票,找不到人一起去看,
Chandler: Well, aren't we Mr. "The glass is half empty."
我们不是悲观之人
Ross: Oh my God, oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth?
天啊，今天是10月20号
Monica: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember.我正希望你没记起来
Ross: Ohhh.
Joey: What's wrong with the twentieth? 20号有什么不对劲吗？
Chandler: Eleven days before Halloween.. all the good costumes are gone?
万圣节的前十一天？所有的好服装都被抢走？
Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated our physical relationship. (Joey is puzzled.) Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
今天是我第一次和卡萝…,进行肉体接触…,作爱,我不去看球赛了,我还是回家,想着我的前妻和她的爱人吧
Joey: The hell with hockey, let's all do that!
去他的曲棍球,我们回去一起想吧
Chandler: (trying to stop Ross leaving) C'mon, Ross! You, me, Joey, ice, guys' night out, c'mon, whaddya say, big guy, (Pretending to punch him in the stomach.) Huh? Huh? Huh?
罗斯，别这样,你，我和乔伊，冰人夜游怎样，大个儿？
Ross: What are you doing? 你打算干吗？
Chandler: (stops) I have no idea. 我不知道
Joey: C'mon, Ross! 拜托,罗斯
Ross: Alright, alright, maybe it'll take my mind off it. Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger?
好吧,或许能让我忘记伤痛,但你要帮我买个大手指
Chandler: You got it.一定
(Rachel runs up cluching an envelope.)
Rachel: Look-look-look-look-look, my first pay check! Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me!
大家看，我的第一份薪水,看看这框框，上面有我的名字,是我
Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first pay check. There was a cave in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.
我记起拿到第一份薪水的那一天,矿场塌陷八人惨遭活埋
Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine? 你在矿场工作？
Phoebe: I worked in a Dairy Queen, why?
不，我在黛莉冰淇淋工作，干嘛问？
Rachel: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally-(opens envelope)-not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that.
真叫人兴奋，我赚来的,每天擦桌椅蒸牛奶,这真是太…不值得了,谁是FICA？为何他拿走我所有的钱？钱德,你看
Chandler: (looking) Oh, this is not that bad. 没那么糟
Joey: Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job. 就第一份薪水而言
Ross: You can totally, totally live on this.
你已经算不错了,单靠它就够你过日子了
Monica: Yeah, yeah. 没错
Ross: Oh, by the way, great service tonight. 对了,优秀的服务员
All: Oh! Yeah! 没错
(They all get their wallets out and give generous tips.)
Guys: Hockey! (They go to leave but are blocked by three of Rachel's friends, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne. The guys pause to stare at them.) Hockey! Hockey. (The guys.)
球赛！球赛！
Leslie: (looking around) Rachel? 瑞秋
Rachel: Oh my God! (Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other.
天呀,
Monica: (to Phoebe) I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom.
我发誓我在动物园也看过这种场面
Rachel: What are you guys doing here? 什么风把你们吹来的？
Kiki: Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, aaand it's true!
我们到市区逛街,又听你妈你在这儿工作,结果是真的
Joanne: Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play.
瞧你的围裙,好像在演戏一般
Rachel: (to a pregnant Leslie) Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it!
看看你，你的肚子好大,我简直不敢相信
Leslie: I know. I know! I'm a duplex. 我知道，我变成两倍大
Rachel: (to Joanne) So what's going on with you? 你近来可好？
Joanne: Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm? (She points to herself and they all scream again.)
你猜我爸和谁合伙？
Kiki: And while we're on the subject of news.. (She holds up here finger to show off her engagement ring and they all scream again.)
还有我们的话题
Phoebe: (to Monica) Look, look, I have elbows! (They scream.)看，我有手腕
[Scene: A Street, Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other.]
Chandler: ...Poulet passes it up to Leetch! (Passes it to Joey.)
罗斯将球传给李奇
Joey: Leetch spots Messier in the crease- there's the pass! (He kicks it to Ross, but Ross is staring into a shop window.)
李奇看见纳斯有空档,一记妙传,
Chandler: We'll take a brief time out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes.
我们先暂停一下,纳斯正停下来看女鞋
Ross: Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we- we first- y'know. Fact, she, uh- she never took'em off, 'cause we-we- (off Chandler's look) Sorry. Sorry.
那一夜卡萝穿着那种靴子,在我们的第一次...老实说她没脱下,因为我们…对不起,瞧
(They walk on. Chandler and Joey start to talk but Ross stops and whines.)
Joey: What? 什么？
Ross: Peach pit. 桃核
Chandler: Yes, Bunny? 怎么样？
Ross: (points) Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had- 那天晚上我们...
Joey: -Peaches? 吃了桃子？
Ross: Actually, nectarines, but basically... 事实上是蜜桃
Chandler: (to Joey) Could've been a peach. 但基本上...可能是桃子
Ross: Then, uh, then we got dressed, and I-I... I walked her to the- (looks up, realises, and points) -the bus stop... I'm fine.
然后我们穿上衣服,我送她到公车站牌,我没事
Joey: Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's! (They turn to stare at him.) What? Thought we were trying to find stuff.
那女人的臀部和卡萝的一样,什么？我以为我们在找东西
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking.]
Rachel: So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt! 好了，你们快点跟我讲八卦
Kiki: Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar!
最大的八卦,还是你在圣坛前抛下巴瑞
Joanne: Alright. Let's talk reality for a second.
好了，我们来谈点正经的
Rachel: Okay.
Joanne: When are you coming home? 你打算何时回家？
Rachel: What? Guys, I'm not. 什么？我不回家
Joanne: C'mon, this is us. 拜托，我们是好姐妹
Rachel: I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-
我不回家,我要在这儿工作,我有工作
Kiki: Waitressing? 当女服务生？
Rachel: Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um... I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.
我不只是当女服务生,我...写下每日特餐,摘下瓶中枯死的花朵,有时老板还会让我,在饼干上涂上巧克力酱
Leslie: Well. Your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies.
你妈没有提起巧克力酱
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters.]
Monica: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? (She and Phoebe scream.) Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch? (She pours the contents of the blender into some glasses.)
瑞秋，和朋友聊得如何？想喝杯鸡尾酒吗？
Rachel: What's that? 里面什么？
Monica: Weeeell, it's rum, and- 是郎姆酒,还有
Rachel: Okay. (Grabs the blender and starts to drink.) 知道了
Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister... (The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
既然菲此要来过夜谈通宵,我们就买了一些八卦杂志,饼干面团和扭体游戏
Phoebe: Ooh! Ooh! And I brought Operation! But, um, I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. But we can prep the guy!
我带了"手术"游戏来,不过我把镊子弄丢了,所以玩不了了,不过我们可以演练下
Monica: Uh, Rach, it's the Visa card people. 瑞秋，是信用卡的人打来的
Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want. 问他们想干什么
Monica: (on phone) Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? (Listens) Yes, hold on. (To Rachel) Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
请问有什么事吗？好，稍待,他们说你的账户有问题
Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks! 可是,我已好几个星期没刷卡了
Monica: That is the unusual activity. Look, they just wanna see if you're okay.
问题就出在这儿,他们想知道你是否没事
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
他们想知道我是否没事？我想看看,FICA把我的钱全拿走了,我认识的朋友,不是结婚怀孕就是升职,而我只是端咖啡,而且还不是端给自己喝,如果这样叫没事的话,就告诉他们我没事，好吗？
Monica: (pauses then on the phone) Uh- Rachel has left the building, can you call back?
瑞秋刚出去，你能再打来吗？
Rachel: Alright, c'mon! (Miserably) Let's play Twister!
好吧，我们来玩扭体游戏吧
[Scene: Madison Square Garden, the guys are trying to find their seats.]
Ross: (squeezing past people) Sorry, sorry... Uh-oh. 对不起，对不起
Chandler: What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?
怎么了？你和卡萝那一夜有冰？塑胶座位？四千名愤怒的匹兹堡球迷？
Ross: No, actually I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together. But now you mention it, there was ice there that night... It was the first frost...
不，我是说,我们可能不会坐在一起,既然你已提起,没错，那一夜有结冰,第一次结霜
Joey: C'mon, sit. Just sit down, sit. 坐下吧
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, they're all hanging out in the living room.]
Monica: You should feel great about yourself! You're doing this amazing independence thing!
你应该感到自豪才对,你正在学习了不起的独立
Rachel: Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what?
摩妮卡，有什么了不起可言？我放弃一切,到底是为了什么？
Phoebe: You are just like Jack. 你和杰克没两样
Rachel: ...Jack from downstairs? 楼下的杰克？
Phoebe: No, Jack and the Beanstalk. 不，是杰克与魔豆
Monica: Ah, the other Jack. 另一个杰克
Phoebe: Yeah, right! See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff.. And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village..
对，他放弃某些东西,但是得到了魔豆,他起床后,发现窗外有棵大树,充满一切可能,他住在一个村庄,你住在一个村庄…
Rachel: Okay, but Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow, I gave up an orthodontist. Okay, I-I-I know, I know I didn't love him-
菲此，杰克放弃了牛,我放弃了一个整牙医生,我知道我并不喜欢他
Phoebe: Oh, see, Jack did love the cow. 杰克深爱着那头牛
Rachel: But see, it was a plan. Y'know, it was clear. It was figured out, and now everything's just kinda like...
那是有预谋的，一切都很清楚。可是现在所有事都...
Phoebe: Floopy? 不顺利？
Rachel: Yeah. 对
Monica: So what, you're not the only one. I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going. You've just gotta figure at some point it's all gonna come together, and it's just gonna be... un-floopy.
不是只有你才这样,我们也常不知自己何去何从,你得仔细想清楚,自然就能步上轨道,这样才能...诸事顺利
Phoebe: Oh, like that's a word. 真能拼
Rachel: Okay, but Monica, what if- what if it doesn't come together?
但如果无法步上轨道呢？
Monica: ...Pheebs? 菲比
Phoebe: Oh, well... 'cause.... you just... I don't like this question.
因为你…我不喜欢这个问题
Rachel: Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?
瞧，如果我们没拿到魔豆吗？只拿到一般的豆子呢？
[Scene: Madison Square Garden, the guys are watching the game.]
Ross: Get him! GET HIM! Get him! Get- YESSS! Not laughing now, are ya pal!
宰掉他…笑不出来了吧，老兄
Chandler: (to Ross) See buddy, that's all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks.
那正是你需要的,一群以棍子互打的无齿之徒
Ross: Pass it! Pass it! 快传
Chandler: He's open! 他有空档
All: Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! 射门,射门
(The player shoots and the puck flies off the rink and hits Ross in the face. Chandler looks concered until he notices...)
Chandler: Hey, look, we're on that TV thing! 瞧，我们上电视了
(Chandler and Joey hold the puck and wave at the TV thing.)
Commercial Break
[Scene: An Emergency Room, Chandler and Joey are leading Ross in.]
Chandler: (to the receptionist)'Scuse me. 我抢到了
Receptionist: (holds up her hand-she is on the phone) It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. Well, I'm not completely satisfied.
上面说不满意这条巧克力糖,可以拨这个号码,我并不满意
Chandler: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. (The receptionist glares at him.)
这是紧急事件,我想你很清楚,否则我们就不会在这儿了
Receptionist: (on phone) Hold on. (To Chandler) Fill these out, sit over there. (Tosses him some forms.)
等等，拿去填资料,坐在那儿填
Ross: (jumping to his feet) Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay, but I'm in a lot of pain here, alright? My face is dented.
我不想惹麻烦，好吗？可我现在很疼，我脸被打歪了
Receptionist: Well, you'll have to wait your turn.
你得照顺序来
Joey: Well, how long do you think it'll be? 大概要等多久？
Receptionist: (sarcastic) Any minute now. 快了
Ross: Hey, this- (she gives him a look and the guys back off) Heyy...
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the slumber party continues.]
Rachel: I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.
真是对不起,我不是存心让你们不开心的
Monica: No, you were right. I don't have a plan. (There's a knock on the door.)
不，你说得对,我的人生毫无计划
Pizza Guy: (yelling from outside) Pizza guy! 送Pizza的
Rachel: Thank God. Food. (She goes to answer the door.) 感谢上帝,食物终于来了
Monica: Phoebe? Pheobe
Phoebe: What? 干吗？
Monica: Do you have a plan? 你有计划吗？
Phoebe: I don't even have a 'pl'. 我根本毫无计划
Pizza Guy: Hi, one, uh, mushroom, green pepper and onion?
磨菇,青椒和洋葱
Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
不,这不是我们点的,我们点的是奶酪脆皮口味
Pizza Guy: Wait, you're not 'G.Stephanopoulos?' Man, my dad's gonna kill me!
史先生不住这儿？没这个人,惨了，我爸一定会宰掉我的
Monica: (leaping off of the couch and runs up) Wait! Did you say 'G.Stephanopoulos?'
等等，你是说史先生？
Pizza Guy: Yeah. This one goes across the street, I must have given him yours. Oh, bonehead, bonehead!
对，他住对街,我一定是送错了，笨
Monica: Wait, was this a-a small mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?
慢着，是不是那个矮小的地中海人,一幅聪明样的帅哥？
Pizza Guy: Yeah, that sounds about right. 对，应该就是他
Monica: Was he wearing a stunning blue suit? 他穿着迷人的蓝色西装？
Phoebe: And-and a power tie? 打着领带？
Pizza Guy: No, pretty much just a towel. 不，他只围一条浴巾
Monica: (staggered) Oh God. 上帝呀
Pizza Guy: So you guys want me to take this back?
你们忍心让我把它带回去？
Monica: Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza! (Rachel pays him, Monica grabs some binoculars, and runs to the window.)
什么？开什么玩笑,我们要吃史先生的Pizza
Rachel: Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?
菲比，史先生是谁？
Phoebe: Big Bird's friend. 大鸟的朋友
Monica: I see pizza! 我看见Pizza
Phoebe: Oh, I wanna see! Lemme see! Lemme see! (She runs up and takes the binoculars.)
让我看
Rachel: Hello? Who are we spying on? 我们在偷瞄谁？
Monica: White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy? The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt?
白宫顾问，克林顿的助选员,他有迷人的头发性感的微笑,带劲儿的屁股是他？
Rachel: Oh, him, the little guy? Oh, I love him!
那个小矮人？我好喜欢他
Phoebe: Ooh, wait.. wait, I see a woman. 等等，我看一个女人
Monica: Please tell me it's his mother. 告诉我那是他妈
Phoebe: Definitely not his mother. 绝对不是他妈
Monica: Oh, no...
Phoebe: Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking.. she's walking.. she's going for the pizza- (Yelling) Hey, that's not for you, bitch! (Phoebe covers her mouth with her hand walks away from the window.)
慢着，她走过地板,她走着…去拿Pizza, 不是给你的，臭女人
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Joey is miming hockey pucks kitting foreheads. Chandler realises it's getting tense and goes to the receptionist again.]
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. (To the waiting room.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba-!
蓝大夫，请接分号256…抱歉，我们已等了一个小时,许多情况比我朋友轻的人都走了,那个脚趾上挂东西的,他和谁睡觉？朵拉，别生气,我知道我们都说了,伤害彼此的话,但那不意味着,我们不再爱着对方,我想她不会再理我了
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are all out on the balcony.]
Monica: Light still out? 灯还关着，对吗？
Rachel: Yeah.
Monica: Oh. Maybe they're- napping. 或许他们在小睡
Rachel: Oh please, they're having sex. 拜托,他们在做爱
Monica and Phoebe: Shut up! -闭嘴！
Rachel: So, whaddya think George is like?
你们认为史先生是什么样的人？
Monica: I think he's shy.我认为他很害羞
Phoebe: Yeah? 真的？
Monica: Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. And then- when you do- he's a preppy animal.
你必须勾引他,之后他就会渐渐显露出兽性,拜托
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol.]
Ross: I remember the moonlight coming through the window- and her face had the most incredible glow.
我记得月光透过窗户照进来,她的脸庞露出甜蜜的微笑
Chandler: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part- Could I get some painkillers over here, please?
对，月光，微笑和甜蜜,说得好,谁能拿点止痛药来吗？
Joey: He's right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that.
他说得对，你够了没？ 今天有什么大不了的？ 你和她第一次上床，了不起？之后你又和她做了七年
Ross: Look, it's just a little more complicated... 事情没那么简单
Chandler: Well, what? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women?
那么问题出在哪儿？她把你甩了？她爱上女人？她为一个爱女人的女人而离开你？
Ross: Little louder, okay, I think there's a man on the twelfth floor in a coma that didn't quite hear you...
大声点，行吗？ 12楼有个昏迷的人听不清楚
Chandler: Then what? 然后呢？
Ross: My first time with Carol was... (He mumbles the last part)
我和卡萝的第一次,是我的第一次
Joey: What? 什么？
Ross: It was my first time. 我的第一次
Joey: With Carol? (Ross gives him a look.) Oh. 和卡萝？
Chandler: So in your whole life, you've only been with one-(He gets a look too)-oh.
这么说你这辈子只和一人…
Joey: Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake! There was a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight!
天啊，看冰球赛真是个错误, 本来今晚我们可以干很多事
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are still out on the balcony.]
Monica: Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much?
我有了,还记得,你很喜欢我做的那个蔬菜面团？
Phoebe: Uh-huh.
Monica: Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah!
除非鹅也是蔬菜
Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.
好吧，行,和强森上床的感觉没那么糟
Monica: What?! You slept with Jason? 什么？你和强森上床？
Phoebe: You'd already broken up. 在你们分手后
Rachel: How long? 多久之后？
Phoebe: A couple hours. 几小时
Monica: Oh, that's nice! 真好
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, I got one! (She sits up and the cushion she was leaning against falls off of the balcony.) Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me.
我也有了,情人节汤姆放在你置物箱的东西,其实是我放的
Monica: Excuse me?! 什么？
Rachel: Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one? (To Phoebe) She was a big girl.
你以为他真会送你东西？她太天真了
Monica: Really. Well, at least 'big girls' don't pee in their pants in seventh grade!
真的？天真的女孩,至少不会在七年级时还尿裤子
Rachel: I was laughing! You made me laugh! (Monica and Rachel start to squabble)
当时我是在笑，你逗得我大笑
Phoebe: There he is! There he is! 他来了，他来了
Monica: Where? 在哪儿？
Phoebe: Right- where we've been looking all night! 我们看了一整夜的地方
Rachel: He is so cute! 他真帅
Monica: Oh, George, baby, drop the towel! 我的宝贝乔治，快拿掉浴巾
All: Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the-(pause)-wowww.
快拿掉浴巾…一次就好
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Ross is absent.]
Joey: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
你能相信他只和一个女人上过床？
Chandler: I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic...
这样很好啊,甜蜜又浪漫
Joey: Really? 你真的这样认为？
Chandler: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.. (Ross enters off camera)
才怪,这家伙是怪胎
Both: Hey, buddy. 老兄
Ross: Hi. (He is wearing a piece of steel bandaged to his nose. He tosses some forms onto reception desk.)
Receptionist: (sarcastic) Oh, that's attractive. 真是迷人
Chandler: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
你在"沉默的羔羊"里演得真好,快承认吧,纵观一切，你今晚很开心
Ross: Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck?
开心？哪里开心？告诉哪一点值得我开心？我的冰球在哪儿？
Joey: Oh, ah- the kid has it. 在那小孩手里
Ross: The kid...? (To the kid) Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.
孩子…球是我的
Kid: I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers. (Ross looks at Chandler for help.)
我找到的,谁发现归谁，丢掉的人活该
Chandler: You gotta do it, man. 争气点
Ross: (to the kid) Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever-(to Chandler)-can't do it. (to the kid) Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.
是吗？我是橡胶你是胶水…
Kid: No. 我做不到
Ross: 'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme! 还我,到底还不还我不还
Kid: No! No! (They start to fight over it.) 不还
Receptionist: Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!
过来,球还我,不给,别在我这儿闹事
Ross: (tries to snatch it from the kid) GIVE ME MY PUCK!! (but it files out of his grasp and knocks out the receptionist)
给我！
Ross: ...Now that was fun. 那才叫好玩
Closing Credits
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey and the girls are playing twister.]
Ross: (Doing the spinning) Okay, Monica: Right foot red. 摩妮卡，右脚红
Monica: Could've played Monopoly, but nooooo.
本来我们是要玩大富翁的？
(There's a knock on the door, Chandler opens it, and silently hands back the cushion.)
Chandler: Thanks. (The guy nods and leaves) 谢了
Ross: Okay, Pheebs: Right hand blue. (Phoebe has to bend over.)Good. (Joey stares at her butt appreciatively)
菲比，右手蓝,很好
(The phone rings and Chandler answers it.)
Chandler: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.
瑞秋，信用卡人员打来的
Rachel: Oh, okay. Will you take my place? 好，愿意代替我吗？
Chandler: Alright. (on phone) Yes, this is Rachel. 我是瑞秋
Rachel: Nooo! (She grabs the phone and Chandler takes her place on the mat.) (On phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much. (Listens) Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really.
不,我知道，我很久没用了,谢谢，我没事，真的
Ross: Green. To the green. 绿色的，到绿色那里
Rachel: (on phone) I've got magic beans. (Listens) Never-never mind.
我有魔豆,不，当我没说
Chandler: To the left, to the left- aww! (They all collapse) 左转
Rachel: (on phone) Ohhh... I'm fine.我没事
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